Deep in the shadows of the hills of the beat of the heart of the depths of Kentucky lurks a wild nerd. She is 28, English major, former sailor, dyscalculic, bisexual, Gryffindor, Gemini, retail drone (for now...) and occasionally a writer when she remembers to get her ass in gear. See for all things Dragon Age, TAZ Balance, Murder She Wrote, Springsteen, early 20th-century coal mining/labor unions discourse, and lots of tea (the beverage). Also infrequent possims. When I grow up, I want to be regional folklore.